AUDIENCE: GOJO & GETO

[mygod]

Comments

week 0, weds

[mygod]

[ this is the most unhinged request.

anyway, the two of them can stalk. war's robe comes down over their feet all the way around in the front, but they walk extremely fluidly and without footsteps. they are headed toward the pyre.

they have something perched on one of their shoulders? it's a fuzzy tarantula. ]

[turbulency]

[ They don't have footsteps?? Okay.

Stares at them, looks back at Satoru. ]

Did their crow transform into a tarantula?

[situationship]

[ tbh maybe they float can we even see feet? ]

If they did, I didn't see it. [ fuzzy little friend ] Why are we stalking them again?

[turbulency]

[ fuzzy... ]

I wanted to see if there was any sign that they got the dream I sent them.

[mygod]

[ the robes come down onto the ground, so feetsies can't be seen. the lil spidey is jamming on their shoulder.

at the pyre, they throw a piece of paper in. ]

[situationship]

I'm not diving to see what they threw away.

[ just so they're clear ]

What kind of dream was it... What would be the sign here?

[turbulency]

I don't know. It's magic, Satoru. I thought there might've been a side effect.

[ how is he supposed to know whether it worked!! ]

week 2, monday

[mygod]

[ WELL. OKAY. HERE THEY ARE.

WHERE ARE THEY FOR THIS. ]

[mygod]

[ wherever they are, famine is snacking ]

[mygod]

[ ...

war is taking up the rear and really has the air of a crotchety old person. resigned: ]

We're here.

[turbulency]

[ Geto is here with a normal ass. They're at the pyre! ]

You sound pretty unexcited.

[mygod]

[ in the most deadpan tone: ]

We're thrilled.

[turbulency]

Chin up, Wario. This is your chance to prove yourself.

[mygod]

You don't get to use that nickname any more than they do.

[situationship]

[ what... does that mean? If Satoru looks at him, is he different??? ]

[turbulency]

[ he looks normal ]

[situationship]

[ does he smell ]

[mygod]

[ THANKS FOR CLARIFYING ABOUT THE ASS I GUESS ]

We're thrilled!

[turbulency]

I figured you might be.

[mygod]

I'm glad you got to make the presentation in the end.

[situationship]

[ there are too many of us I don't believe in an order or format

He will present the Nintendo Wii... If we need to have some kind of reference, we can refer to this ugly PowerPoint likely for business management 101 since there's a swot analysis, which he will also get into as being something worth considering. It isn't.

I am not going to write all the dialogue, but it is all very positive in terms of how a Wii can not only mend broken relationships, but also break what people perceived as everlasting bonds. Overall, it is a great enrichment tool for sacrifices, either being engaging or mind-numbing. It's all powerful thanks to the grand videogame titles Mario Party, Tennis, Kart, and Super Smash Bros.

If the NPCs ask about other games, he will tell them the only other games that might matter are Zelda or Digimon. Suguru isn't allowed to comment, which is audibly tacked on after. ]

And this is why I think we should install a space for a Wii setup with four controllers. It'd easily show who between Famine and War is better!

For Pesto, you can have fun with us.

[mygod]

[ hmmm yes

famine nods along, apparently intrigued ]

I'm not opposed. But to be clear, in games and technology, War doesn't stand a chance against me.

[mygod]

I bet to differ. I am a quick learner.

[situationship]

[ ARE ANY OF YOU A CURRENT MODERN I HAVE NEVER OWNED A WII ]

What's everyone's level of tech, anyway?

[mygod]

The gap is too wide, Wario. You won't catch up.