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[mygod]

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[nyas]

[ listen.... it's fine!! her head tilts to that scritch, an almost heavy lean into it. ignoring that taunt because she knows she's Right. ]

I don't, I'm always prepared for the unexpected.

[ sure sweetie :face_holding_back_tears: ]

[mygod]

[ okay darling famine will just keep giving her that little scritch with one hand



and then tickle her underneath her chin with the other ]

[nyas]

[ NOOOOOO


she becomes a cat puddle. and purring SO loud. ]

[mygod]

[ just

fucking laughs ]

Oh yes. So very alert.

[nyas]

[ HELP, RUDE??? ]

You're distracting me!!

[mygod]

Be less easily distracted.

[ still gives her pets... ]

[nyas]

I will. When it matters.

[ purring rumble. pets are nice... one ear flicks. ] I'm still listening out.

[mygod]

Listening out for when a stray cow tries to step on your tail?

[nyas]

[ instinctively she wraps her tail around. no!!!! ]

On the chance anyone is trying to sneak up - not just cows! [ cows.... ] Hrrggh. I want meat.

[mygod]

Okay?

Then go kill a cow.

[ this is so mean ]

[nyas]

[ IS IT MEAN THOUGH... she brightens up like !!! kill? kill!! ]

Would you be able to cook it?!

[ me like reports location change of a missing cow ]

[mygod]

Not me. There's some other chefs around here, though.

[ famine only eats. no cook. only eat. ]

[nyas]

[ tch. ]

Tch. [ "was she trying to make them work." yeah, obviously. ] Fine. I'll find someone else to cook it.

[mygod]

[ pats her head ]

Share what they cook.

[ ok famine ]

[nyas]

[ OK BUD accepts more pats ]

Uh-huh. I'll make sure to bring lots.

[mygod]

[ gives her ear scritches ]

Don't disappoint.

[ watches her show up on the mingle and loses my mind ]

[nyas]

[ ear scritches! snuggles them, purrs ]

I never disappoint.

[ LISTEN, SHE WAS FREE TO DO IT SO SHE DID ]

[mygod]

[ ugh snuggles

well they endure ]

We'll see.

[nyas]

[ cat has chosen you for snuggles, endure it well ]

..Is there really no way to be better prepared for those rituals happening again?

[mygod]

You can see if everyone reported all their findings. That is being better prepared.

[nyas]

[ ME IN TEARS ]

That's so much work....

[mygod]

[ famine is just a rudeass ]

Do you think preparation comes without work?

[nyas]

[ ok but valid ]

No but that's for everyone else to do?

[mygod]

[ pinches her nose ]

Then don't complain if you don't put in effort.

[nyas]

[ GWAH, NOOO ]

M'not! [ tries to bite their hand ]