audience: izutsumi

[mygod]

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week 0, saturday

[mygod]

[ well, this time famine doesn't just come out to meet izutsumi. instead, about an hour and a half later, the shitty crow will come flying back with a letter tied to its claw again. it will obediently let the letter be untied before pecking at this kitty's ears like a bitch. in lazy script, messy like someone couldn't be bothered to pick up the pencil, she might be able to understand what it says

no. ga r d en all stretched out just like that. it also looks like it's just the page she sent, recycled since her note is on the back

if she walks toward the south point of the fog, where the npcs were found the first sunday before, a little piece of it will open up to her. as she approaches, it'll be a little dark, but she might make out a lump on the ground ]

[nyas]

[ WOW, SHE WAS STOOD UP.... cat will remember this betrayal.. except the crow comes back and is a little bitch that will get swiped at. not going to explain that it probably takes her a bit to understand at all okay but it's fine. she'll get it eventually.

she creeps along the fog, wary, stepping cautiously as it opens just a little but then just

stares at this lump, um. slowly... prods at... the lump... i hope it's actually nothing. ]

[mygod]

[ it's going to take them like two hours to meet up

but the lump will just grumble and shift, mumbling unhappily. famine fell asleep in the time it took for her to find them it's fine ]

[nyas]

[ HEELP but yeah it probably would though

this is so funny, i can't believe they just Fell Asleep. she just stands here staring at this like 🧍‍♂️ before she just flops on them. she can wait i guess ]

[mygod]

Oof.

[ okay they're awake now what the fuck. they do not know the joys and honor of being chosen by catte because it just keeps happening ]

What.

[nyas]

You were asleep.

[ very insightful, izutsumi. her tail flicks idly as she continues to loaf, the true joys of catte. ]

Were you too tired to move?

[mygod]

Yeah.

[ yawns... she can keep loafing i guess it's like a weighted blanket ]

Avoiding people, but it doesn't work when you all keep sending me your damn crows.

[nyas]

[ a weighted warm fuzzy blanket. ]

After Death and everything today, they probably are worried or just want more answers. [ (zetsu voice) or because famine is so "ew, people." ] Lotta emotions running through them.

[mygod]

I want to deal with that even less.

[ don't cry on them... they are not equipped... ]

[nyas]

[ man, that is a mood... ]

Usually a pat on their back is enough.

[mygod]

I don't want to touch them...

They'll start to think I care...

[ and wouldn't that suck.... ]

[nyas]

....Yyyyyeeeaaahhh.

[ BOY does she know it. ]

Guess you're gonna have to deal with it.

[mygod]

Or, consider: you could start a rumor about me to deter visitors.

[ why are they entrusting cat with this ]

[nyas]

[ ears perk up. wait, she is Listening ]

A rumor? ...Yeah, I could do that, it'd have to be a convincing one though.

[mygod]

Sure, whatever. I don't care what you say, as long as it gets people to bother me less.

[ words said moments before disaster ]

[nyas]

I know exactly how to keep people away, it works for me.

[ disaster will be coming and it opens up many possibilities. though... ]

Hey. What was your life like before coming here? Were you hounded by people then too?

[mygod]

Yes. Constantly, even more lately. There's always someone who needs something.

[ complains... it's not unlike here though ]

[nyas]

You could always just tell them no, it's easy.

[ says izutsumi, who demanded a bunch of blankets from famine. ]

Or dump them onto someone else. I'm sure the weird one [ who ] wouldn't mind taking people.

[mygod]

I would if I could, but they're helpless.

[ truly this cat loafs on them all the time and they don't even bother to stop it ]

Who do you call the weird one?

[nyas]

So you feel obligated to help them?

[ tbf she would continue to try even if they did bother... ]

The long named one. Pest-something.

[mygod]

At home, they were my responsibility. To give them a fair chance at survival. Here it is the same.

[ they can't ignore their crows even though sometimes they try. you all are so needy ]

But that's true. Pesto's the friendliest. You should make a rumor about them too that'll make people want to talk to them.

[nyas]

Your responsibility? Like some Lord? Governor?

[ so so needy ]

..Oh! I could do that - I just got the perfect thing to spread.

[mygod]

Something like that.

[ ewwww public representative with responsibility ]

Do you? Alright. I'll wait to see if it'll reach my ears.

[nyas]

Too much responsibility. Being someone's retainer was annoying enough.

[ ewww ]

Spreading it to the right people should make it spread fast.

[mygod]

I could never be someone's retainer. I hate taking orders.

[ sounds like both of them just hate work ]

If you say so.