audience: izutsumi

[mygod]

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[nyas]

[ not the grapefruit technique

but okay. fruity. she'll stop, crossing her arms with a flick of her tail. ]

No thanks to whoever cursed us. Thought I'd be stuck that way for longer.

[mygod]

[ NO NOT THAT ]

I don't know if I would call it fortunate that you weren't, when it's rather unfortunate it happened at all.

Did you at least enjoy towering over others?

1/2

[nyas]

I can tower over them just by climbing, didn't need to swap bodies to do that.

[nyas]

[ wait.



looks at them. how much taller are they to her ]

[mygod]

[ considerably

she barely comes up to their shoulder ]

I suppose.

[nyas]

[ leaps up to try and climb them ]

See?

[mygod]

[ HELP they make a noise of surprise but otherwise keeps their footing and then brings up a hand to try to support her so she doesn't just dig her feet into them ]

Ugh. Point made, you can get down now.

[nyas]

[ awww. how nice of them, to support her instead of just yeeting the cat off. she'll be nice and be careful with her cat peets.

at least she's very light as she perches, tail swishing. ] But you're being helpful right now.

[mygod]

I don't want to be helpful.

[ but they're not just going to throw an animal? ]

[nyas]

[ she'd land on her feet, it's okay. her tail swishes. ]

What is it that you want to be then? [ outside a cat's perch. ]

[mygod]

Left alone.

[ ok rudeass ]

[nyas]

[ anyways ignores that per cat behavior ]

What is it that you do around here anyways? Not much to do or look at.

[mygod]

It's why I don't come to the village unless called. Our residence is better.

[nyas]

What's it like there?

[mygod]

Normal house. Not haunted. Everyone has their own room.

[nyas]

You should spare a blanket then if it's normal.

[ kibby demand. ]

[mygod]

[ shakes head ]

Just put in an order.

[nyas]

[ bats them with her tail. it's not the same if she isn't stealing theirs :/// ]

Put in an order where? [ wait. ] What's it gonna cost?

[mygod]

No cost, but you only get one order per week. Just ask one of us to request an item for you.

[ to make this hell village even a little better ]

[nyas]

By one order is it like... I can only order say one blanket? Or can I do one order of TEN blankets?

[ they literally said AN item but she is trying to be smart here. keyword is trying. ]

[mygod]

That'd take up so much space...

[ ugh deliveries are a pain. they think about it though ]

You can have five blankets.

[nyas]

[ yknow what? she'll take it. she looks pleased. ]

Deal. When should I expect them from you, horns?

[ order up!!!! ]

[mygod]

Next Monday. You can put in another order next week, on repeat, until everyone possibly dies.

Though we'll aim to avoid that.

[nyas]

That's so looooong from now.

[ UGGGHHHH. also happy to say famine she is finally sliding off to drop down, you are free from being a perch. for now. ]

How exactly do you plan to avoid it? You guys think of anything yet? [ it is literally week 0 izutsumi. ]

[mygod]

[ thank god. famine will move to brush any fur off of themselves. ]

We're making preparations. I wouldn't rush it though, considering the delicacy of what we're dealing with. It'd be easy to be discovered and forfeit all of our lives.