audience: pickles

[mygod]

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WEEK 0 WEDNESDAY

[mygod]

[ shortly after the bitchy bird pecks at pickles and flies away, famine comes by. they are looking at the note, baffled. ]

What. How did you even do this.

[rimet]

[ He is fine being pecked. He has seen how mean they can be, so he more or less expected it. But then he meets Famine and wags his tail. ]

Woof.

[ The device speaks, as it is not possessed by shitposts any longer:

The puppy notes that writing is the hardest form of communication. ]

[mygod]

Woof.

[ walks over and gives pickles one headpat ]

Then just put the pawprint next time. I'll get the idea.

So someone stole your bed?

[rimet]

[ Yay, headpat. Pickles slightly nods with a small whine.

The puppy is concerned about the security of the lodgings as it has heard that someone has been putting leeches in blankets in another location. ]

[mygod]

Oh, yes.

[ they laugh. why. ]

You're all terribly chaotic. We can get you a bed but it won't be for another week. Do you want another human one? Or one for animals?

[rimet]

Awoo...

[ The puppy says either is fine and wonders why that is funny. ]

[mygod]

Do you not find it amusing to watch humans and non-humans cause random trouble amongst themselves at the first opportunity?

[rimet]

[ There is a special, thoughtful hum from this dog, but then it ends up in a sigh.

The puppy would enjoy it, but it is caught up in those troubles nearly all the time to really enjoy it. ]

[mygod]

[ help me pickles

famine laughs again and gives him another pet ]

The troubles of popularity. Or animal cruelty. Either.

[rimet]

Woof...

[ The puppy has had enough excitement for a lifetime. ]

[mygod]

Aren't you only four?

[rimet]

[ Pickles slightly nods.

Yeah. ]

[mygod]

[ this dog has seen it all ]

You didn't enjoy being a human for a time? Isn't that something new?

[rimet]

[ Yeah............. ]

Woof.

[ The puppy says while the experience was new, it likes its peace. ]

[mygod]

[ looks around

looks back down at pickles ]

Sounds like this whole ritual sacrifice is a terrible situation for you.

[rimet]

[ Yeah!! You think!! Pickles huffs. He doesn't even need the translator for that. It's a very disgruntled huff. ]

[mygod]

What were you even doing before you got here? Would your...

[ what do you call dog owners to a dog ]

Companions be looking for you?

[rimet]

[ Just call them owner, it's fine. Pickles sighs and nods.

Also, I'm okay with hints given away.

The puppy says it was scheduled for an interview with its owner. ]

[mygod]

An interview? You were being interviewed?

[rimet]

Woo...

[ The puppy would like to note that it doesn't like being interviewed and would rather stay home. The puppy had retrieved a stolen famous trophy. ]

[mygod]

Is that enough for you...? To live a quiet life?

[rimet]

[ Pickles moves his head up and down a little. Yes, he would like to live in PEACE. ]

[mygod]

[ hmmm... ]

How do you find contentment in that?

[ ok philosophy ]

[rimet]

Awoo...

[ The puppy says it finds satisfaction with what it has and appreciates it.

ez. ]

[mygod]

[ ok ]

How.