audience: aventurine

[mygod]

Comments

[tactic]

Save your name how? Shall I tell everyone that it was Famine's idea? And you were playing the part of messenger?

[mygod]

[ they sigh. ]

You are so not helpful.

[ boothill is their only friend ]

[tactic]

Alright, enough with the jokes. I don't care whose underwear you're after. I'm more interested in picking your brain for machine ideas.

[ ]

[mygod]

[ you are mean to them and then want to use them...... ]

What do you want to know?

[tactic]

[ HE IS DEFENDING YOU IN BOOTHILL'S TL ]

We've recently found machine parts and there's some hope we can build something out of them. Maybe something to find a way back to the village?

[mygod]

Huh...

You mean like the one that sent Nehan over there in the first place?

[tactic]

Yes, but preferably the new one wouldn't explode and kill us.

[mygod]

Well, it worked out...

[ it almost went as planned if you ignore the exploding ]

Can you show me what the parts look like later?

[tactic]

Yeah, I'll get them from Nehan or tell him to show them to you.

[ RUNS AROUND PLAYING MESSENGER SOME MORE ]

So, do you think it's possible? Even if these aren't the right parts, this machine is something that can be done?

[mygod]

It's hard to say right now without getting a better look at what you have, but...

I don't think it'll hurt to try. We at least know it was possible to send you guys over there, so in theory it shouldn't be impossible to bring you back.

[tactic]

Huh. I'll try not to get my hopes up, but it's nice to hear you say it.

[ Also... ]

I would have never guessed you'd be good with machines.

[mygod]

[ after a long pause, ]

I'm a leading expert in multiple scientific fields, I can handle a machine or two.

[tactic]

Can you now? I'm even more curious about you.

[ Pestilence... you're not just an underwear thief... ]

[mygod]

Ah! Too late! I even offered to take off my mask, but you refused to help clear my name.

[tactic]

[ OFFENDED ]

I offered!

[ It just wasn't a very good one. ]

[mygod]

Poorly! I felt truly betrayed!

[ >:( ]

[tactic]

Give me a second chance. I'm actually quite useful if you want to use me.

[mygod]

Hmmm...

Not the first or the last time I've heard that.

[tactic]

You're the only one whose face I haven't seen, you know.

[mygod]

It's a shame... I'm really cute!

[tactic]

Oh, I bet you are. There's probably another handsome face under there, and I'll have to pretend to be surprised this time.

[mygod]

[ god. they just snort, because he is so funny, before just taking the mask off. hey. ]

Better?

[tactic]

[ MUELSYSE??? GURL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ]

My mistake. A beautiful face in this case.

[mygod]

[ girls just wanna have fun etc ] Awww, okay. Enough of the flattery.

[tactic]

You really could have made me work for it. I wouldn't have minded.

[ CUTE AND GENEROUS ]

Please tell me I don't have to keep calling you Pestilence.