audience: aventurine

[mygod]

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week 0, thurs

[mygod]

[ hopefully scaring the shit out of aventurine by just appearing behind him without any kind of footsteps at all. ]

Am I really being bothered because of your love life?

[tactic]

[ GAH

Turns around!!! ]

Not if you kill me with fright first.

[mygod]

[ boo. ]

Only keeping you on your toes.

[tactic]

I've had enough excitement this week, don't you think?

[ Are you nice or EVIL? ]

[mygod]

You have had quite the run around, and all of you have only been here, mm... seven days? You've been busy.

[ got the sassy evil air about them. ]

[tactic]

[ YEAH YOUR COLOR PALETTE SUGGESTED IT ]

Not by choice. I would have come by to see you all more often had I not been so occupied.

[mygod]

[ hello, that's colorist. ]

I'd rather see less of you all, if I can be frank. You all are a handful. Nosy, insatiable with questions, eager to hand out companionship.

[tactic]

[ DAMN. YOU'RE GONNA HATE HIM TOO. ]

... How did Pestilence get stuck with the three of you...

[mygod]

[ so funny. ]

Maybe it should be, "How did you three become stuck with Pestilence?"

[tactic]

Well, sure. If you're volunteering that answer, I'll listen.

[mygod]

We joined around the same time and realized we had similar views about the cult's methods.

[tactic]

I wonder what it was that had you joining in the first place?

[mygod]

Each of us had our different reasons. I was interested in learning if it could be done.

[tactic]

You mean summoning that god?

[mygod]

Yes, that is what I mean.

[tactic]

... So you're getting in the way of your own plans.

[ EVIL IS NO LONGER ON THE TABLE ]

[mygod]

Some things have to be done.

[ you are so funny ]

[tactic]

Could it have been your friends who changed your mind?

[ Assigns the four of them friends even though they keep saying they're not. ]

[mygod]

...

[ they sort of huff under their breath. ]

[tactic]

[ Leans in closer. ]

Am I right?

[mygod]

[ they do not lean away, but the vibe of the shoulders is they double down on standing their ground under teasing. ]

They were not a part of the plan.

[tactic]

They never really are, are they?

[ LAUGHS ]

You better be careful, or you're going to end up with forty more of them.

[mygod]

[ a terse exhale. ]

Absolutely not.

[ this is why they are mean. ]

[tactic]

That's how they all start out...

[ He has no hope for you. Also, it is almost week two, i'm letting go of you now... be free. ]