[ Fucking brace yourself, there's more to come. Aventurine will even start counting off on his fingers. ]
Soap, shampoo, conditioner, towels, toothbrushes, toothpaste, traps to get rid of all these rats—Oh! Maybe something for the barn smell. I guess candles are out of the question with all the hay inside, but maybe a spray freshener or even some perfume.
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Your expertise won't serve me very well when he's a dog.
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[ They consider this... ]
You can still spend time together. He'll remember it.
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It might be better if he didn't.
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Huh? Why's that?
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I wouldn't want to remember being a dog.
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Really? Is there something wrong with being a dog?
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He's probably picking up fleas as we speak.
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Then you can give him a bath.
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[ no ]
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Well, now I am!
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Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about this.
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While I'm here, I may as well ask if you can provide a few things that I need.
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But yeah, shoot.
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What's there isn't comfy?
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[ Fucking brace yourself, there's more to come. Aventurine will even start counting off on his fingers. ]
Soap, shampoo, conditioner, towels, toothbrushes, toothpaste, traps to get rid of all these rats—Oh! Maybe something for the barn smell. I guess candles are out of the question with all the hay inside, but maybe a spray freshener or even some perfume.
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[ You can't pay them to go in any of those places! ]
Wow. Quite a list there.
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[ Aventurine you won't even SEE THESE if they do happen. ]
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But what's your priorities?
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Soap, towels, toothbrushes, toothpaste... and the air freshener?
[ Hopeful. ]
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[ They will take note of this. ]
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[ YOU'RE NOT SO BAD PESTILENCE ]