audience: yuffie

[mygod]

Comments

[mygod]

I suppose.

Mmhm. Which would stop happening if they stopped messing with a Bible.

[mogger]

Can't that thing be burned or thrown to the leeches or something?

[ is that why it keeps reappearing... ]

[mygod]

Nope, you can't destroy it. It'll stop you if you tried.

[mogger]

Figures. [ cursed artifacts!!! ]

Well, I'm not touching it, that's for sure.

[ unless there's somehow materia inside ]

[mygod]

That would make you one of the smartest people here, Yuffie.

[mogger]

[ to be fair she did touch it once.... but then daan told her it makes people hallucinate so she stopped ]

Heh heh! It's about time someone recognized my genius!

[mygod]

[ She doesn't need to mention this. ]

Hm? Others must have! Right?

[mogger]

[ don't worry she won't ]

Not nearly enough, if you ask me.

[mygod]

Hmmm...

Perhaps they're easily embarrassed?

[mogger]

That applies to a lot of people here. I'm sure you've noticed.

[mygod]

Yeah! Everyone is like...

[ They clear their throat. ]

"I'm not here to make friends."

[mogger]

I am here to make friends! As long as they don't sacrifice me to a goat god or whatever. Besides, who wouldn't want to be friends with me?

Speaking of how great I am.... [ because i'm going to fucking forget if i don't do this now ] Can I ask for some shampoo for next week? Enough for the Yuffie gang in the haunted house? Oh, and Aerith. [ get fucked cloud ]

[mygod]

[ They nod... ]

I can see what I can getcha, yeah.

[mogger]

Thank you very much! ♪

[ see, she is here to make friends ]