audience: lucas

[mygod]

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week 1, saturday

[mygod]

[ looks at the other thread and looks directly at you

anyway, war arrives probably like maleficent again, it's fine. ]

I'm listening.

[faithkept]

[POKES YOU IN THE EYEBALLS.

Anyway War gets the extremely normal question, which is just:]

...Where is Ichiban's heart...?

[mygod]

[ WHY

uh, hey, this isn't a normal question at all? hello? ]

It will be disposed of along with everything else. Why...?

[faithkept]

[me hitting anna with the weirdness bat

ANYWAY HE AT LEAST HAS THE GOOD GRACE TO LOOK VAGUELY DISCOMFORTED like he knows he's asking something fucking bizarre but he still does it anyway.]

...May I have it?

[mygod]

[ :man_standing:

yeah, you better look discomforted you serial killer. ]

What for...?

[faithkept]

[STOP MANSTANDING also listen here..........]

I need it.

[Thanks.]

[mygod]

[ ok, viktor arcane. ]

And if it's not possible to have?

[faithkept]

[LISTEN HERE

Also he looks even more discomforted by this idea. NOOOOO ICHIBAN YOUR SOUL.]

...If it's not possible... to keep it, would it be possible to have it for just a short while?

[mygod]

[ GET OUTTA HERE!!! ]

It is likely already disposed of, I'm afraid. Is there a reason you would like it...? It is only a heart.

[faithkept]

[SIDEWAYS HOPS AT YOU

ALSO THIS IS THE WORST NEWS YET NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HEART.]

I— [STOP BEING SO CASUAL god he should have hidden it better (it would have disappeared anyway) maybe so...] I wasn't able to send him off properly...

[mygod]

I see. You do not trust us to send them off properly?

[ their methods might be different, but they are just curious what lucas will say. ]

[faithkept]

[NO HE DOESN'T!!!!

Well, that's not quite right.]

I trust that you'll see to them with respect, but I've never been unable to complete this before... What of his soul?

[mygod]

[ wow, wtf. ]

It should be as fine as any other soul, I would imagine. Do you need the heart in order to sanctify his soul?

[faithkept]

[>:/

There's a little hesitant pause before he nods, though.]

It's a necessary step.

[mygod]

[ hmmmm. ]

I feel as if you are withholding a lot of information. Is there a reason you targeted him?

[faithkept]

[LOOK HE JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF HE COULD GET heart HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE INTERROGATED. WHAT ARE YOU, A COP.]

There is, yes.

[Gazing at them.]

[mygod]

[ actually... ]

And...?

[ they're waiting. ]

[faithkept]

[NO!!!!!!

Anyway he just stays quiet for a few seconds longer.]

Why do you wish to know?

[mygod]

[ cops are out there. ]

Curious. I do remember us having a conversation some time ago about being a teacher versus being a priest.

[faithkept]

[NOT LIKE THIS.

He also looks vaguely disturbed for a second in an off-kilter and disconnected way but that's probably fine and normal.]

I am a teacher... [He's just also out here stealing hearts for fun and profit.] And as a teacher, I would do no harm to the children.

[BEING A CHILD AT HEART DOESN'T COUNT SORRY ICHIBAN.]

[mygod]

[ well, this man is deeply unwell. it's probably fine. ]

I don't think you would. But that is a very different profession than the one you have on the side.

[faithkept]

[STOP HE'S NORMAL.]

It isn't a side-profession.

[DISCOMFORT INCREASES but he still seems very reluctant to speak in general.]

[mygod]

[ RATS SHAKES MORE OF THE SPOILERS OUTTA YOU I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ]

We dispose of body and body parts in a way which keeps the cult from disrespecting the dead and any Material Plane form. That, at least, you can be assured of.

[faithkept]

[HARPY SHRIEKS

He has no idea what the fck a Material Plane form is. He also still looks deeply discomforted by this and also in general.]

...I - do trust that you dispose of them with care... So thank you, for that.

[mygod]

[ eats you.

use your best teacher education guess lucas. stop looking uncomfortable. ]

You're welcome. You don't seem satisfied, however.