[HE'S BEEN BATHING IN THE LEECH STREAM AND A BARN TROUGH HE WOULD LOVE A SHOWER.]
Why is the shower a secret... [HELP!!!] I would like to take one, but I was speaking more in terms of things that would benefit everyone. Is there nothing that can be done to improve the current bathing situation for them?
We aren't able to do full renovations and sneak in entire infrastructures of water overnight... though I don't know if the village will remain the same the entire course of your stay. I can confer with the others, but it will take time.
I see... That does make sense. Thank you for conferring with them, at least.
[THEN THERE'S A
LONG PAUSE AS HE CONSIDERS THIS PERSONAL BETRAYAL OF GALE WHOM HE OFFERED TO HELP AS THEY COMPLAINED TOGETHER ABOUT THE LACK OF ADEQUATE BATHING FACILITIES AND GALE WAS CLEARLY SO MUCH MORE UNHAPPY THAN HE HIMSELF WAS.....................
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...Yes, please. [HE'S SORRY GALE.] I'll keep it to myself.
famine waits patiently though. until lucas comes to his conclusion, and then they just laugh to themselves ]
Wow.
[ BUT THAT'S ALL THEY SAY!!! IT'S ALL THEY SAY SO THAT'S SOMETHING
they'll turn on their heel then and start walking toward the south end of the village, toward where the npcs were discovered doing their gardening on sunday ]
[HE'S FUCKING DYINGGG BUT LISTEN HE HAS SO MUCH MORE HAIR THAN GAAAAALE he's going to feel guilty every time he looks at Gale until they get a communal shower and even then he'll still feel guilty.
But he'll still follow along anyway HE GUESSES!!!!]
What else is there to say? [ famine looks over their shoulder to lucas to briefly say: ] Stay close.
[ until they walk forward enough that the fog clears ever so slightly to accommodate both famine and lucas walking through it. they walk right past the garden, tenderly looked after, until they reach a row of trees. past those trees is a small, quaint little inn. it's on the older side, like the rest of the village, but it's not nearly so run down. vintage vibes. ]
Our residence.
So you can imagine why we don't want too many people to know of it.
[who would ever send anyone a blanket full of leeches........... not the pious church........
He will stick close, though! Not uncomfortably so since he is very keenly aware of personal space, but enough that he won't get lost in the fog and die w0 tuesday (tch)
The little garden is looked at with some curiosity, but when he sees the inn, he's immediately like ah naruhodo. Thinking about the shit he's already had to clean up. Thinking about the people who have threatened property damage.]
I can certainly understand. Though I'd imagine it's hard to reach without one of you...?
[He says this but he's also thinking about how people just stumbled across them in the fog.]
If you send a crow, that ought to be enough. One of us won't need to escort you each time, the housekeeper will let you in.
[ and they will enter this cute, adorable lil inn free of property damage and leeches. lucas is free to come here now though he won't be able to explore on his own outside of his lil bathroom trips. once they get inside he will see there is a random guy in there, sweeping. he waves. ]
[WHO THE HELL IS THIS he'll also politely wave back hi housekeeper...]
This is all rather quaint.
[He'll look around as he goes but stick with Scien as they head to the bathroom so he can take his traitor shower that he murdered Gale in cold blood for.]
anyway that's will. he's fine. lucas gets escorted to the bathroom that isn't super grand or luxurious but perfectly functional and clean. famine will rustle around in a nearby cabinet to toss him a towel ]
[STOP I FUCKING HATE IT HERE I ALSO HATE THAT WILL IS HERE GET HIM OUT.
But he will catch the towel. Every bone in his body is full of Gale-directed guilt but as he looks around this perfectly functional and clean bathroom he mostly doesn't regret his choices.]
Thank you...
[Time to get clean!!!!
i'm glad they'll be in the garden because now i can have lucas have an episode and bash his forehead into the shower handle as he almost passes out real not clickbait.]
[WHY WOULD I NOT TAKE AN OPPORTUNITY TO RUIN SOMETHING NICE. It's fine though bashing his head helps snap him out of it so he won't take a suspiciously long time, just a perhaps rather long time which is understandable since he's got leech water to wash out of his Rapunzel hair!!
He will helpfully wash the blood off of the shower handle too.]
[STOP HE WASN'T COUGHING AT LEAST IT WAS THE OTHER KIND OF EPISODE also yeah he has a cut and a lil clonk that will probably bruise but it's fine because his fringe covers it. WOWEE.
Well that was a fun interlude. He will eventually wander back out of the inn and toward the garden nice and clean and also his outfit is wet but that's because he took the chance to wash the leech water off of those in the shower too.]
I took the chance to wash my clothing. [HE ONLY HAS ONE SET HE'S NOT RUNNING AROUND IN A TOWEL. He also just frowns thoughtfully at that hm whatever could it have been.]
From the bathroom? I didn't drop or hear anything, myself.
Much obliged, though I'll try not to wear out my welcome.
[But with that and a polite nod, he'll leave, very baffled over this entire interaction but oh so clean. Hopefully Gale is dead Friday so he can confess his horrible loreal sins to his corpse.]
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Why is the shower a secret... [HELP!!!] I would like to take one, but I was speaking more in terms of things that would benefit everyone. Is there nothing that can be done to improve the current bathing situation for them?
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Now do you want to take a shower.
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[THEN THERE'S A
LONG PAUSE AS HE CONSIDERS THIS PERSONAL BETRAYAL OF GALE WHOM HE OFFERED TO HELP AS THEY COMPLAINED TOGETHER ABOUT THE LACK OF ADEQUATE BATHING FACILITIES AND GALE WAS CLEARLY SO MUCH MORE UNHAPPY THAN HE HIMSELF WAS.....................
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...Yes, please. [HE'S SORRY GALE.] I'll keep it to myself.
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famine waits patiently though. until lucas comes to his conclusion, and then they just laugh to themselves ]
Wow.
[ BUT THAT'S ALL THEY SAY!!! IT'S ALL THEY SAY SO THAT'S SOMETHING
they'll turn on their heel then and start walking toward the south end of the village, toward where the npcs were discovered doing their gardening on sunday ]
This way.
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[HE'S FUCKING DYINGGG BUT LISTEN HE HAS SO MUCH MORE HAIR THAN GAAAAALE he's going to feel guilty every time he looks at Gale until they get a communal shower and even then he'll still feel guilty.
But he'll still follow along anyway HE GUESSES!!!!]
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[ until they walk forward enough that the fog clears ever so slightly to accommodate both famine and lucas walking through it. they walk right past the garden, tenderly looked after, until they reach a row of trees. past those trees is a small, quaint little inn. it's on the older side, like the rest of the village, but it's not nearly so run down. vintage vibes. ]
Our residence.
So you can imagine why we don't want too many people to know of it.
[ what if they send them leech blankets ]
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He will stick close, though! Not uncomfortably so since he is very keenly aware of personal space, but enough that he won't get lost in the fog and die w0 tuesday (tch)
The little garden is looked at with some curiosity, but when he sees the inn, he's immediately like ah naruhodo. Thinking about the shit he's already had to clean up. Thinking about the people who have threatened property damage.]
I can certainly understand. Though I'd imagine it's hard to reach without one of you...?
[He says this but he's also thinking about how people just stumbled across them in the fog.]
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[ and they will enter this cute, adorable lil inn free of property damage and leeches. lucas is free to come here now though he won't be able to explore on his own outside of his lil bathroom trips. once they get inside he will see there is a random guy in there, sweeping. he waves. ]
That's him.
[ pay him no mind they're going to the bathroom ]
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This is all rather quaint.
[He'll look around as he goes but stick with Scien as they head to the bathroom so he can take his traitor shower that he murdered Gale in cold blood for.]
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anyway that's will. he's fine. lucas gets escorted to the bathroom that isn't super grand or luxurious but perfectly functional and clean. famine will rustle around in a nearby cabinet to toss him a towel ]
I'll be in the garden. Do whatever you need.
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But he will catch the towel. Every bone in his body is full of Gale-directed guilt but as he looks around this perfectly functional and clean bathroom he mostly doesn't regret his choices.]
Thank you...
[Time to get clean!!!!
i'm glad they'll be in the garden because now i can have lucas have an episode and bash his forehead into the shower handle as he almost passes out real not clickbait.]
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He will helpfully wash the blood off of the shower handle too.]
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Well that was a fun interlude. He will eventually wander back out of the inn and toward the garden nice and clean and also his outfit is wet but that's because he took the chance to wash the leech water off of those in the shower too.]
Thank you very much! I feel much better now.
[HIS CONCUSSION (he doesn't have one).]
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Why are you dripping.
Will said he heard something fall.
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I took the chance to wash my clothing. [HE ONLY HAS ONE SET HE'S NOT RUNNING AROUND IN A TOWEL. He also just frowns thoughtfully at that hm whatever could it have been.]
From the bathroom? I didn't drop or hear anything, myself.
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famine will stand from where they had been crouched by the flower bed. they turn to face lucas ]
Has anyone ever told you that you're an absurd person?
[ oKAY ]
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Pardon? [HELLO!!!! HE JUST STARES. He's too elegant to sputter but the energy is there.] No one has.
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[ WOULD IT ]
You're feeling refreshed then?
[ just goes back to the first line of conversation i guess ]
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[HELLO. HE'S GOING TO FIGHT except he does still owe Famine for letting him get clean without leeches.]
...But I do, yes. Thank you. I'm going to go dry off by the fire now.
[Like a fucking bozo.]
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Go ahead then. Return as you please to get clean. The bugs and frights will not get you here.
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[But with that and a polite nod, he'll leave, very baffled over this entire interaction but oh so clean. Hopefully Gale is dead Friday so he can confess his horrible loreal sins to his corpse.]