[ME LIKE WHAT IS GAY PRICE EARRINGS. THE PRICE YOU PAY IS BECOMING A LITTLE FRUIT.
Opening his mouth before Essek adds on "don't say fog" and then closing his mouth again...]
It's fine... I'd rather be moving than lying in a bed. [He might spring himself soon anyway because worrying people will kill him worse than erasing proof of his SINS.]
Yeah, that's what he thought. Unfortunately, return fire gets him back.]
...Mn.
[THIS IS NOT WHAT HE WANTED. Very well. He mutters something under his breath. The crutches - crutch??? one? idk - begin to pull and tug right out of Lucas's arms. Goodbye. But at the same time, Lucas begins to drift into the air about a foot or so off the ground.
Essek is already floating because it's fucking habit, but now Lucas floats along with him. The crutches, too.]
THIS IS HAPPENING THOUGH HE GUESSES SURE!!!! There's a little noise of surprise as his crutch goes byebye, and then the wholeass rest of him also goes byebye. Unfortunately, in the same way that some people look gorgeous when coming out of water while the rest of us look like drowned rats, he probably manages to look ethereal despite having no experience in practical graceful floating.]
A warning would have been fine enough... It's also not as easy guiding you when I'm the one who has to be guided. But I suppose this is fine enough...
[He thinks Essek should come see the cats CAT TIME.]
[YOU LITERALLY CREATED THE GAY PRICE WITH YOUR OWN TWO HANDS. ALSO GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID FRUIT.
But okay... He will in fact guide them to the cats.]
The cat store in here is by the smoothie place that everyone loves so much... One of the only things we were able to talk about over there, for some reason?
[I WILL IT AWAY NOW GOODBYE AND ALSO NO GOODBYE I'M GONE.
He's so confused about "cat store" - a store for fucking cats? yeah, that's exactly what it is - until they reach it and he........ sees exactly what it is. Wow, okay. Cat store.]
Some of the things which managed to get through were strange. I...
[He'll take Lucas into the cat store and then place Lucas down again, letting the crutch drift into place once more under an arm.]
This is so funny. IT'S CAT STORE! CAT STORE FOR CATS! He will land gracefully and immediately set his crutch against a wall.]
Thank you. [For carrying him with your strong buff magic uwa...] People tend to like the cats the most out of almost everything here, so I thought you may want to see them.
[NOT THE GHIBLI POOF. He gazes at Essek but he will go pick his damn crutch up again he's really going to dip his foot in the spring later so people will get off his ass.]
A fey familiar? [He does not know what this is BUT HELLO THERE'S FRUMPKIN. He startles a bit, but keeps still enough that Frumpkin won't even have to work to balance.]
[HE'S THE MG MVP!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY. He will just allow this cat to use his shoulders as a bridge and just rub all over his noggin, and he reaches up with his free hand to offer some lil scratches and pats if allowed.]
All Frumpkin. I can imagine after having him this long. He is not mine, however.
[Frumpkin shoves his head into the hand and rubs all on it like a ho. While Lucas is being held hostage by the fey familiar, Essek will sort of... float to check the other cats.
Unfortunately, they greatly enjoy trying to play with the ends of his clothes since he's floating.]
[HOW IN THE HELL this is so funny. Frumpkin is sooo cute he will just continue to pet and pat and scratch and watch as Essek collects a small horde of kittens and cats that are just bapping his heels and the tail ends of his clothing.]
I'm not sure. At first, I thought he was a spy. He belongs to the wizard of the Mighty Nein. Caleb Widogast.
[Frumpkin sits and puts both front paws on top of Lucas's head. He also tries to groom Lucas's head, but does the thing of cats getting the long hair stuck on the tongue. Why am I ALWAYS roleplaying fucking cats with you?!?!
Essek has summoned a horde somehow. One is already attempting to scale him from behind, and he looks confused about it.]
A spy? [THIS FUCKING SWEET BEAN????? PERISH THE THOUGHT. He is just sitting here letting this cat just smeck on his longass hair that he won't be able to properly groom. you really are I DIDN'T EVEN oh i guess i did put us in the cat room huh YOU BROUGHT FRUMPKIN THOUGH
He's just watching this happen and being bodied by a feeling of endearment...]
Oh... Look at him go... He's climbing you like a cat tower.
Yes. Caleb should be able to utilize Frumpkin to see and hear through him, and I thought he was here as Caleb's spy. But I'm not sure if it will work through to this Plane...
[Frumpkin merowls talkatively. He decides to groom Lucas's ear instead because it does not get stuck in his tongue.
Essek instead struggles to try reaching behind him, or over his shoulder to get this fucking cat, but it's difficult.]
Oh! I see... Well. Even if he's spying, what would he gather from this, really? That you're a helpful person who's terribly easy to fluster...? Surely they'll come to know that soon enough on their own.
[WHAT DID HE KILL ESSEK FOR WHILE ESSEK IS ALREADY DYING TO THIS BACK CAT. He will move forward with his one stupid crutch, trying to go gently so as not to disturb Frumpkin and his ear grooming, even if it tickles and makes him tuck his head to the side a bit.]
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I can still walk, you know... Especially with these.
[Lifting up a crutch.]
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I know, but you... shouldn't be walking so much even with them. What happened? And don't say fog.
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Opening his mouth before Essek adds on "don't say fog" and then closing his mouth again...]
It's fine... I'd rather be moving than lying in a bed. [He might spring himself soon anyway because worrying people will kill him worse than erasing proof of his SINS.]
I'll explain if you let me show you around a bit.
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Yeah, that's what he thought. Unfortunately, return fire gets him back.]
...Mn.
[THIS IS NOT WHAT HE WANTED. Very well. He mutters something under his breath. The crutches - crutch??? one? idk - begin to pull and tug right out of Lucas's arms. Goodbye. But at the same time, Lucas begins to drift into the air about a foot or so off the ground.
Essek is already floating because it's fucking habit, but now Lucas floats along with him. The crutches, too.]
Now. Shall we?
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THIS IS HAPPENING THOUGH HE GUESSES SURE!!!! There's a little noise of surprise as his crutch goes byebye, and then the wholeass rest of him also goes byebye. Unfortunately, in the same way that some people look gorgeous when coming out of water while the rest of us look like drowned rats, he probably manages to look ethereal despite having no experience in practical graceful floating.]
A warning would have been fine enough... It's also not as easy guiding you when I'm the one who has to be guided. But I suppose this is fine enough...
[He thinks Essek should come see the cats CAT TIME.]
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Also, that is highly attractive, but that is all you will get from ME, goodbye.]
You can simply tell me where to go.
[This guided ghostly Casper tour. He will glide away, carting Lucas along with him, crutch and all. To the cats apparently!!]
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But okay... He will in fact guide them to the cats.]
The cat store in here is by the smoothie place that everyone loves so much... One of the only things we were able to talk about over there, for some reason?
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He's so confused about "cat store" - a store for fucking cats? yeah, that's exactly what it is - until they reach it and he........ sees exactly what it is. Wow, okay. Cat store.]
Some of the things which managed to get through were strange. I...
[He'll take Lucas into the cat store and then place Lucas down again, letting the crutch drift into place once more under an arm.]
I see.
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This is so funny. IT'S CAT STORE! CAT STORE FOR CATS! He will land gracefully and immediately set his crutch against a wall.]
Thank you. [For carrying him with your strong buff magic uwa...] People tend to like the cats the most out of almost everything here, so I thought you may want to see them.
[To help ease the trauma of SUDDENLY DYING.]
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Don't walk on that.
[HARDHEADED STUPID ASS!! WHY! He's about to ease the trauma by beating him up with his wizard fists.]
I feel as if the one cat I have tagging along with me is enough.
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Oh, right... Did your cat arrive with you safely?
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Essek sort of glances at the cats and then glances around them, almost like he's looking for something.]
I wasn't sure at first, but I have seen Frumpkin since.
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Ah... Are you looking for Frumpkin here?
[Did Frumpkin find fellow cats to set up a home with...]
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He comes and goes as he pleases. He's a fey familiar. [A little louder, not at Lucas:] Reveal yourself.
I know you're not far.
[An orange-ish brown spotted and stripped cat lands on Lucas's shoulders. Brrp.]
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A fey familiar? [He does not know what this is BUT HELLO THERE'S FRUMPKIN. He startles a bit, but keeps still enough that Frumpkin won't even have to work to balance.]
Oh! There you are... Hello, dear.
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[THERE HE IS! THE BOY! Who has somehow been in so many fucking murdergames, help. He rubs back and forth against Lucas's head, pacing the shoulders.]
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[HE'S THE MG MVP!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY. He will just allow this cat to use his shoulders as a bridge and just rub all over his noggin, and he reaches up with his free hand to offer some lil scratches and pats if allowed.]
So... The owl, then? And the spider?
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[Frumpkin shoves his head into the hand and rubs all on it like a ho. While Lucas is being held hostage by the fey familiar, Essek will sort of... float to check the other cats.
Unfortunately, they greatly enjoy trying to play with the ends of his clothes since he's floating.]
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[HOW IN THE HELL this is so funny. Frumpkin is sooo cute he will just continue to pet and pat and scratch and watch as Essek collects a small horde of kittens and cats that are just bapping his heels and the tail ends of his clothing.]
Ah... You're quite popular already, aren't you?
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[Frumpkin sits and puts both front paws on top of Lucas's head. He also tries to groom Lucas's head, but does the thing of cats getting the long hair stuck on the tongue. Why am I ALWAYS roleplaying fucking cats with you?!?!
Essek has summoned a horde somehow. One is already attempting to scale him from behind, and he looks confused about it.]
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He's just watching this happen and being bodied by a feeling of endearment...]
Oh... Look at him go... He's climbing you like a cat tower.
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[Frumpkin merowls talkatively. He decides to groom Lucas's ear instead because it does not get stuck in his tongue.
Essek instead struggles to try reaching behind him, or over his shoulder to get this fucking cat, but it's difficult.]
Would... you... [WHY] Cease.
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[WHAT DID HE KILL ESSEK FOR WHILE ESSEK IS ALREADY DYING TO THIS BACK CAT. He will move forward with his one stupid crutch, trying to go gently so as not to disturb Frumpkin and his ear grooming, even if it tickles and makes him tuck his head to the side a bit.]
Shall I get him for you?
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There could have been much he saw or heard.
[HELLO? Starts swinging on Lucas for doing this to him. Anyhow, his jaw tightens, but he... ALLOWS LUCAS TO HELP HIM, HE GUESSES.]
Please get it off.
[The way it's just clinging to his back.]
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Oh, my. Is that so? Are you up to no good in your private time, Essek...?
[DALLIANCES. But he will move over to try gently unhooking this cat's lil claws from the cloth back here.]
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