audience: lucas

[mygod]

Comments

[faithkept]

I see! [Oh to be a free-wandering member of a cult...] Pesto? I do suppose pestilence is a fair bit longer than war, death or famine.

[Does pesto even exist on his fucking island i hate it here so bad. DOES CHEESE EXIST? DO THEY HAVE COWS?? He'll never experience these joys when they're living on soylent green.]

[mygod]

Mmhm! Some people don't really like saying long names.

[ ARE YOU ASSIGNING VIRCHE NO CHEESE? IS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENING? IT JUST DOESN'T HAVE CHEESE? ]

[faithkept]

[LISTEN WHO KNOWS........ DO WE HAVE ENOUGH GRASS TO FEED COWS... i guess they at least have sheep cheese. This is terrible ANYWAY]

Do you have a preference yourself, between the two?

[mygod]

[ They think about it... ]

Not really! A name is a name.

[faithkept]

Do take care saying such a thing in front of this group at large, or you'll surely end up with some very strange names before you can blink.

[But he says it mostly lightly and a little fondly.]

[mygod]

I have already seen some at work... War is apparently Beta War now...

[ Everyone is so mean to them... ]

[faithkept]

[im sad that i think war is anna because i want SO badly for nu to be stuck with a beta moniker all game even though what she would deserve is omega war

That said he doesn't know what the fck a beta war is but he's assuming it's insulting.]

Does this have anything to do with dear Yuffie being named a second War?

[mygod]

I'm losing track of how many of them there are... Isn't that Caelus guy also calling himself War...?

[ They are so lost... ]

[faithkept]

Oh, is he? That's far too many Wars already, someone will have to change.

[ONE IS TOO MANY.]

[mygod]

[ WHEN THERE'S MULTIPLE PEOPLE NAMED SARAH AND YOU MAKE ONE OF THEM CHANGE THEIR NAME ]

Maybe they can get a nickname... Warpy...

[faithkept]

[YEAH WE CAN'T HAVE THE RECESS ASHLEYS FORMING.]

Warpy... [ECHOING.] Where does the "py" come from?

[mygod]

Hm? Doesn't it sound cuter? I guess that should be Yuffie, since she's cutest...

[ Men don't deserve it... ]

[faithkept]

[Caelus first relegated to dog and now the uncute bin...]

I do feel as though she would appreciate the reasoning behind it. So, then - Beta War, War and Warpy?

[No!!!!!]

[mygod]

[ They are nodding. ]

Yeah! I think that's perfect. [ NO!!! ] And no one else can claim it now...

[faithkept]

Is that a concern?

[He'd say that no one would want to claim Warpy as their own nickname but he also would not have guessed that like 3 wholeass people would want to be War in the first place.]

[mygod]

Obviously! We can only think of so many nicknames before we run out.

[ IMAGINING A WORLD WHERE ALL 40 OF THEM WANTS TO BE WAR... ]

[faithkept]

[PLEASE I WISH THEY ALL JUST HOPPED ON THE WAR NICKNAME BANDWAGON. KICKS WAR OUT OF THEIR OWN SECRET AGENT MONIKER.]

I'd say there are technically as many nicknames as there are names in the world, but I suppose there are only so many of those, too. Even less when so many decide they want the same ones!

[mygod]

Right! And so many names so close to each other here. Nona... Nina...

[ Wow... At least there will be nothing popping up where writing the correct name will be important. ]

I don't have to worry about that, at least.

[faithkept]

Eric and Erin... Marina and Marianne...

[ACTUALLY WHY DID THIS HAPPEN. If only there were 3 Jacks here.]

Nothing is close to either Pestilence or Pesto, true enough. Moreover, it sadly doesn't seem as though anyone's itching to call themselves Pestilence, either...

[SADLY.]

[mygod]

Ahaha, I suppose it does sound less imposing...

[ War can sound cool and Death sounds edgy. ]

But people would rather stay with from things like plagues and sickness.

[faithkept]

[FAMINE ALSO SHOT BEHIND DENNY'S.]

I'd agree with that, on a whole... Did you select it for yourself?

[mygod]

I wouldn't really say select, but... It's not like it's the worst thing someone has called me.

[ Also, Pesto is a funny nickname to come out of it... ]

[faithkept]

[Pesto is the cutest name of the four... BUT ALSO THIS IS SO SAD his brow pinches upward, concerned.]

Pestilence isn't? [GIRL...] People do speak without thought, at times...

[mygod]

Haha, it's fine! My job is a pretty cutthroat work environment, so people can get a lil nasty about things. It's why I wasn't too worried about meeting all of you, aside from the others getting potentially attacked.

[ You cannot hurt their feelings... ]

[faithkept]

[LISTEN... HE STILL FEELS BADLY...... Pesto is just a lil guy (gender neutral), they do not deserve to be blasphemed and attacked (he knows nothing about them) maybe so.

He does sigh at the mention of potential attacks though THE VIOLENCE.]

I'd rather no one have to get used to being called unkind things... But I'm glad if it gave you a sense of ease when it came to meeting us. Given the circumstances, I do think most people did well in keeping their grievances verbal and relatively polite.

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