[ small but not too small... writes down my conspiracy notes... i'm thinking this is francy but stay tuned on character guesses. ]
Gods, there's this thing called Manymaws back home. It's a giant monster plant with a buncha toothy mouths, and all these beady eyes all over it, and the mouths are on the end of these tendrils. I'd half expect somethin' like that to grow in breathin' meat dirt.
Uhhh... everythin' and anythin', I think? Animals, monsters if they're the right size, people if they can. They can tear chunks out of you, too, so I guess nothin' is actually safe.
Professor Cyrus Albright! He's a scholar I travel with - kinda yaps like no tomorrow, but it's not to hear the sound of his own voice or to talk over anybody. He just likes learnin' and teachin'. He'd tell you all about what he knows on the weird plant monsters in Orsterra.
Sort of! Mr. Gale reminds me of him, just kinda... sassier.
[ gale and cyrus in one game almost happened. the yap capacity would be overloaded. ]
It's pretty nice. There were eight of us, too, so lots of specialties and experts in stuff. Like a smaller version of the village - cults unfortunately included.
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they lower their voice. ]
Just make sure people don't do anything weird.
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Oh, yeah no. We don't need anybody messin' things up or, I dunno. Puttin' breathin' meat in the fertilizer.
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They would! Someone definitely would! And who knows what would pop out?
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Gods, there's this thing called Manymaws back home. It's a giant monster plant with a buncha toothy mouths, and all these beady eyes all over it, and the mouths are on the end of these tendrils. I'd half expect somethin' like that to grow in breathin' meat dirt.
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[ sorry, their everything just lights up at that. ]
That sounds fascinating! What does it eat, if it has mouths?
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Uhhh... everythin' and anythin', I think? Animals, monsters if they're the right size, people if they can. They can tear chunks out of you, too, so I guess nothin' is actually safe.
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I mean terrible. It sounds terrible.
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Ohhh you'd get along with the Professor, he says stuff like that all the time about things that can kill us.
I'll stick with regular ol' seeds instead of anythin' that'd sprout a Manymaws.
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[ it's supposed to be encouraging but they sound a bit disappointed. ]
Who's the Professor?
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[ don't sound disappointed about that??? ]
Professor Cyrus Albright! He's a scholar I travel with - kinda yaps like no tomorrow, but it's not to hear the sound of his own voice or to talk over anybody. He just likes learnin' and teachin'. He'd tell you all about what he knows on the weird plant monsters in Orsterra.
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[ that sounds like it would be so funny to watch. ]
I suppose if you're traveling, having an expert in your fields is convenient.
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[ gale and cyrus in one game almost happened. the yap capacity would be overloaded. ]
It's pretty nice. There were eight of us, too, so lots of specialties and experts in stuff. Like a smaller version of the village - cults unfortunately included.
... no offense.
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A lot of you have cult experience, actually.
[ this is like how for some reason everyone apped people with weird time issues to homophonic ]