audience: lavi

[mygod]

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[mygod]

[ hehe boo ]

Certainly.

[ lavi was funny, so. ]

[bookpapers]

[NO.... he made the crucial mistake of reacting..... he makes a FACE]

I'm gonna cling onto you next time.

[mygod]

[ suffer as they have suffered. ]

You will regret it if you do.

[bookpapers]

[MAYBE IF WAR DIDN'T PUT BULLIABLE ON THEIR SKILLS...

lavi perks up at that]

Really...? [NO... HE'S INTRIGUED.... time to pencil it in] Will you make me feel super heavy?

[mygod]

[ wtf they didn't put that there hello ]

For you, I shall ravage your mind with unstable reality and time, filling you with madness.

[bookpapers]

Woah....

[...]

...That's way more extreme than Yuu's....

[mygod]

Heh. I would like to see him try.

[bookpapers]

-- I meant it's more extreme than what you did to Yuu! Not what he does to me.

[mygod]

Ah, I see. Yes, it's quite a bit more extreme. You don't mind, do you?

[bookpapers]

Why wouldn't I mind.....

[mygod]

You must be accustomed to terrifying ordeals then.

[bookpapers]

I am, actually.

That's not a challenge by the way.

[mygod]

You should be careful what you say. Someone may take you up on the offer.

And what sort of harrowing ordeals have you gone through?

[bookpapers]

[LIKE YOU, WAR?

he perks up at this question for some reason]

All kinds! I even got stuck in a different reality and got my mind ravaged once. But I got better.

[mygod]

[ why are you perking up. ]

So you already have experience with altered realities and damaged minds? Interesting.

[bookpapers]

[war is interested in him (pleading)]

Yep. I've also been turned into a kid while having to fight a horde of zombie scientists! That was crazy in a different way.

[mygod]

[ yaywon ]

I'm not sure if I want to know an explanation.

[bookpapers]

It's pretty interesting though...

[mygod]

.......

[ in the most begrudging tone: ]

Very well.

[bookpapers]

[hhehehehehe]

So basically, our scientists are super overworked and want to sleep all the time, so our supervisor Komui invented Komuvitan D to make them work harder and never have to sleep! Except it actually turned people into angry zombies that kept biting people, so they took it from him and hid it in a closet with all the other dangerous stuff he's made.

I asked why they didn't just throw all that stuff out, but they said something like 'research is valuable no matter what it is'... And that's why I turned into a kid, because someone made a stupid baby potion and didn't throw it out and it fell on top of me while I was moving all their stuff...

[GRUMBLING]

[mygod]

[ the fact lavi cannot see them raising their eyebrows into the sky as this goes on. ]

You should recount this story to Famine, I'm sure they would enjoy it. I have never heard of such a mess before, I don't think.

[bookpapers]

[he could if war took off their mask.....]

Yeah? They felt like the science type.

[the way lavi is so pleased that war learned something new (did they) from his stupid STORY]

Just wait until I tell you about why it happened in the first place! A ghost ended up feeding Komuvitan D to one of my pals, Krory, who bit the rest of us. But they did it because they didn't want us to leave them. They were the ghosts of everyone who was experimented on in the Order, whose names no one but our chief still remembered.

[mygod]

[ no...

also why did this turn fucking sad as shit in a matter of seconds? breaks lavi in half. ]

I see. And you were required to... leave them anyway? Exorcist them?

[bookpapers]

[STOP IT'S NOT HIS FAULT]

...The enemy found our place, so it wasn't safe for us to stay there. But we didn't exorcise them. [which is very funny because they are EXORCISTS...] Komui promised to keep remembering them, so in a way, he brought them with us.

[mygod]

[ isn't it ]

I see.

[ a weirdly long pause. you will never know what they are thinking, it's w0. ]

You have had quite the journey. It almost sounds like you've been alive a long time.