audience: lavi

[mygod]

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[mygod]

[ stop with the eager ]

We're still puzzling that out. We only have theories at this point.

[bookpapers]

[keeps eagerly approaching]

Do you think it's gonna be a one-time thing, or will more doors show up?

[mygod]

It will probably be rotating, but we will not know for certain until the new week.

[ okay

holds a hand up, palm out to lavi ]

Stop.

[bookpapers]

[stops



holds up a hand to touch Famine's........... palm to palm...........]

[mygod]

[ takes lavi's hand

and twists his fingers ]

[bookpapers]

-- Why!

[TRIES TO PULL AWAY]

[mygod]

Don't touch me.

[bookpapers]

[a citrus long-horned beetle nyooms from lavi's sleeve and crawls lovingly onto Famine's hand]

-- My beetle!!

[mygod]

[ why

famine won't squish it at least ]

I don't want this.

[ YOU DON'T SAY ]

[bookpapers]

[the beetle rests on the cuff of famine's sleeve robe arm, having a very nice time]

Sorry, that's for Laudna! Lemme get it --

[it immediately dodges lavi's fingers, which means he just ends up grabbing Famine's hand again]

[mygod]

[ okay

twists lavi's fingers again ]

[bookpapers]

Hey -- ow! At least let me get the beetle!

[HIS HAND!!!!!!]

[mygod]

[ lets go again ]

Have some self-control.

[bookpapers]

....Okay, the first time was definitely my fault -- but not the second!

[stares forlornly at his hand, and then Famine's where the beetle heeheehees,

he cups his sad wounded hands together and holds them up.]

Can I please have the bug...

[mygod]

[ holds hand out

they don't want to touch the beetle.... ]

1/2

[bookpapers]

[bookpapers]

[rolls a 20.......................... tch

he will snatch this beetle up and put it in his pocket, where it will probably escape again, but for now,]

Thanks, Famine.

[mygod]

[ why are you upset about the 20 what the fuck ]

It'll get squished if you keep treating it so roughly, and then you will have to endure bug guts on your clothes.

[bookpapers]

[i thought i could roll a 1 and grab famine's hand again..........]

I'll be more careful!

[looks in his pocket.... the beetle is still there for now]

I'll grab it if it tries to jump on you again... It must like you a lot.

[mygod]

Now you're just making things up.

[bookpapers]

I've been carrying it around all day and it hasn't jumped on anyone else!

[mygod]

I think it's just getting desperate to escape you.

[bookpapers]

And then you came along, and it saw its chance in you -- beetle savior....

[mygod]

Is this how you entertain yourself? With big stories?

[bookpapers]

History's my specialty, but I like fiction too!