audience: lavi

[mygod]

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[mygod]

No. Watching you all did.

[ that was exhausting it was 9 hours who would sign up to do this 8 weeks in a row ]

[bookpapers]

Makes sense. Every time I looked back, your head was on the table.

[...]

I'm sorry that we didn't find any answers for Death.

[mygod]

You do not need to apologize. Your efforts were enough.

[ sighs ]

We conferenced amongst ourselves afterward. Based on confirmations in trial, we determined that Death was probably killed by the rest of the cult.

[bookpapers]

[SO NU JUST EXPLODED LIKE LUKE]

…Like the pentagram and severed hand?

[mygod]

[ like a nuke, if you would ]

Likely so. There are some pieces we are still mulling over.

[bookpapers]

[STOP

hmmmm bad in a different way!!! are these npcs gonna be okay!!! are they all gonna die in next three weeks!!!!]

...Any way we can help with that?

[mygod]

Hmm... Likely not, since now we're looking for another cultist with a missing hand that you have no way to meet.

At the very least, we mainly need to play up the evil act for a bit.

[bookpapers]

[why is this the funniest tag]






Play it up how?

[mygod]

I don't know...

Being cartoonishly cruel? Bad laughter? Pretending to be a freak?

[bookpapers]

'Pretending'...

[hMMmmMMMMm]

I think any of those three would be more funny than evil.

[mygod]

Did you just insinuate we're freaks.

[bookpapers]

Well, the robes and masks are kind of freaky, and the titles have a nice Apocalyptic ring to 'em... But I don't think all of you are freaks!

[mygod]

So everything culty about us makes us freaks...




Well, fair point.

[bookpapers]

Yeah! So you've already got that covered.

You could do another event next week. Like chaining our ankles together and setting leeches on us or something... [wait a second] Not leeches. Maybe angry goats...

[mygod]

I see.

You are the freak.

[bookpapers]

-- I'm trying to be helpful?!

[mygod]

I don't want to be involved in your goat masochism fantasies.

[bookpapers]

All three of those words are wrong.

[mygod]

You looked a little too eager while dreaming it up.

[bookpapers]

Cause it's funny to think about.

[mygod]

Alright, pervert.

[bookpapers]

[CASTS HIS LUMPY FORM A LOOK]

At least you're energetic enough to be annoying...

[mygod]

[ laughs lightly ]

I am weary, not completely beside myself.

[bookpapers]

[...]

I've been talking to you for a bit... And there must be a bunch of crows waiting to peck at ya with questions.

[is he holding up the famine buffet line]

[mygod]

Leave if you're concerned.

[ so i can die for real tomorrow ]