they step back, but to the side so they can still watch her swing this fucking mallet. GET OUT OF HERE WITH THE NINETEETN. i guess she cracks the bell at the top with her brute strength.
they nod a few times slowly. okay......... tank. ]
[ sticky hand is the last thing her ass needs!!!! but hmmmmmmmm. they look over the prizes, then lift a hand to beckon something from the stall to the side.
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You aren't good at that one...?
[ points at the high striker game. ]
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-- Oh! I hadn't seen that one, what is it? There's a hammer? [presumably]
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they will lead her over to the striker, humming. they point to the side at the giant mallet. ]
There.
[ this is the last thing she needs but whatever. they look over the striker. ]
I believe it is a test of strength.
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What do I... [squints at it, and then:] What, I just hit it as hard as I can? Is that all?
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they gesture to the nodule at the bottom of the striker, then the bell at the top. ]
Yes. It looks as if you will try to hit the contraption at the top with the metal at the bottom.
[ the way this is gonna ring and spook them. ]
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[THIS IS A REAL CONCERN]
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they shrug one shoulder delicately. ]
I'm sure it will fix if you do. You want to win, right?
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Well yeah, of course I want to fucking win.
[...
a slight frown, and then she shakes her head and grins again.]
I'll show you.
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they are gay, but that was kind of hot? OK WELL. they gesture at the striker. ]
Go ahead. I don't believe it stands much of a chance.
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she grins wider, and then turns to pick up the mallet. AND I ROLLED A NINETEEN SO I THINK SHE FUCKING CRUSHES IT]
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they step back, but to the side so they can still watch her swing this fucking mallet. GET OUT OF HERE WITH THE NINETEETN. i guess she cracks the bell at the top with her brute strength.
they nod a few times slowly. okay......... tank. ]
Not bad. You won.
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Yesss. [fist pump.] What d'you think I should get? Another stuffed animal?
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You already have one. You should get something else. Unless you plan to give the stuffed animal away.
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Okay, then what, what should I get? [sticky hand,]
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it floats through the air over to karlach. it's one of those wireless karaoke microphones. ]
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she goes when she is beckoned, peering.]
... What the fuck is that. [help]
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[ how do they know this. it's fine. ]
It makes your voice louder, but don't get carried away.
[ you are already loud. ]
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COVERS THEIR EARS ]
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you were tempting fate with that one!]
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Nevermind, give that back to me! You do not need it.
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anyway, she hands him the microphone, grinning. and then hops the counter to look for herself. sticky hands...]
You'd probably feel better if you yelled into it too.
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There is no point in that.
[ the way
this isn't
THE ONLY TIME SOMEONE WILL TELL THEM THIS EXACT THING? ]
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she launches one at his face]
There's no point in anything, if you're going to be like that!
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You cannot be trusted here.
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