audience: karlach

[mygod]

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week 3, monday

[mygod]

[ hello pesto is here. wherever. ]

What is it?

[ablazement]

[hello pesto, she gives them a little ): look]

Hey - sorry, I figured it'd be easier to do this in person than a note, you know?

[mygod]

[ i track threads with owner's account and just almost tagged you with him ]

Oh, sure. That's fine.

[ it must be serious. ]

[ablazement]

[i cannot imagine how much stupider this thread would be if it was owner]

Alright - well, look, it was very brave of you to say something! Gods know I'd be nervous as hell. So - don't be discouraged, alright, there's always going to be someone else. I'm getting ahead of myself, hang on.

Uh - I don't think of you that way! You're very nice and cute, but I think it'd be hard to do a relationship here, you know? Especially when you're part of the cult and all that.

[mygod]

[ OH. OKAY.

pestilence goes through many emotions in a short period of time. ]

Being a cult member is a deal breaker?

[ablazement]

Considering a cult member put a worm in my skull, yeah. Little bit.

[mygod]

That's fair, I guess.

[ I GUESS!!!! ]

It's going to take me some time to get over this.

[ablazement]

Yeah, no, that's understandable.

[help me i'm going to die]

I mean, I can not call your crow for a bit! Just so it isn't awkward, we can still... be friends?

[mygod]

[ starts shaking ever so slightly ]

No, no, it's fine. We're still cool.

[ IT'S ONLY FUNNY WHEN IT'S HAPPENING TO OTHER PEOPLE AND NOT HER!!! ]

[ablazement]

[HELP HELP

there's a pause...

she squints.]

[mygod]

[ they are still talking, ]

I mean, if you think distance is needed, that's fine, but it'll be awkward when we have to be in the same room together if we have to go that route...

[ablazement]

[well it's alpha week so she just leans over and puts her hand over pesto's mouth

they are bubbles but she does it anyway]

[mygod]

[ help

they're still talking but it's muffled ]

[ablazement]

[pulls her hand away

puts it back on

pulls it away

puts it back on]

[mygod]

And you're fun-- it's not like I'm upset-- there's no way this is real so it's-- I don't hold grudges--

[ablazement]

Damn, you can really go for a long time.

[this is actually making this less embarrassing for her]

[mygod]

[ help

pesto is going to take a step back. ]

Did you get it out of your system?

[ablazement]

Did you?

[she is a Little Concerned]

[mygod]

I think I can react however way I want after being rejected.

[ karlach is so funny ]

[ablazement]

[she's also being gaslit because now she's like]

Wait - did you actually confess to me?

[mygod]

[ FUCKING HELP ]

Oh gosh! No! Why would I willingly put myself through embarrassment?

[ablazement]

I'm... sorry? I think?

[HOW DOES SHE RESPOND TO THIS]

[mygod]

[ THIS THREAD IS A FUCKING MESS ]

No, you're fine. We can erase the last five minutes.

[ablazement]

[this is the stupidest thing in the world i'm so proud of us]

Gladly! Let's do that so I don't have to bury myself!

[mygod]

I'd have to bury myself right next to you, so perhaps we would actually end up together that way.

[ no ]