It's a big port town, yeah? On the Sword Coast. It's an absolute shithole, full of right bastards and murderers and thieves, but - that's the charm of it. Because every corner has got something worth it. There's a pastry store near the Elfsong that has these fucking amazing donut holes, they've got cream cheese in the middle of them. You'd love Sorcerous Sundries, too, it's a magic shop that's got wands and books and all that wizard nonsense.
And when it's dark, they light the streets up with cantrips, and... [a pause. she sounds a little like she's talking about an old friend that she misses, here.] The sky's so pretty, and everybody is inside the taverns, singing and laughing and talking.
Hmm. Bunch of elitist fucks in Waterdeep. Maybe something about how the buildings are too big and empty and stupid, or how all the people there have their heads up their asses.
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Okay. Well. I guess go with the cigarettes for now. [watch lowe be dead and i've done this for NOTHING]
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Very well. It shall be done.
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[a beat.]
I really ought to learn some magic shit so I know what to talk to you about. [stubbornly continues to want to talk to them]
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Tell me about where you're from.
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Oh - yeah! Okay. [GENUINELY EXCITED] Have you ever heard of Baldur's Gate? Probably not, but long shots, right?
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I have not, but go ahead.
[ regale them with baldur's gate so that you may keep talking to them (ugh). ]
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And when it's dark, they light the streets up with cantrips, and... [a pause. she sounds a little like she's talking about an old friend that she misses, here.] The sky's so pretty, and everybody is inside the taverns, singing and laughing and talking.
It's a dream. It's like a dream.
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they listen without any sort of interruption which probably isn't hard to believe considering how elusive they act anyway. ]
It sounds very lively.
[ they would maybe enjoy sorcerous sundries... listen here. ]
Are all three of you from this Baldur's Gate?
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[ they hum. ]
What is one worse thing? So I can tell him.
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Hmm. Bunch of elitist fucks in Waterdeep. Maybe something about how the buildings are too big and empty and stupid, or how all the people there have their heads up their asses.
Oh - definitely that their taverns suck!
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[ pfffft. ]
Well, this should go over wonderfully with Gale, I'm sure. Maybe I will insult his messy tower as well to add insult to injury.
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Oh, you like him! This is wizard friends!
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You have a bizarre notion of friends.
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I have not known him long, so there isn't any way we would be friends.