.... I don't think we were. The Claude brat and I aren't, though I was working on fixing him, too.
Lucas and I... [ hmmm ] Perhaps it's simpler to say I'm his master...? Though the leash is pretty loose since I left him behind... I saw him everyday and didn't hate it, so that's something.
[ the way that all of this sounds so kinky because scien refers to lucas like he's a dog half the time
anyway he will try to put his hand over karlach's free one. he misses. no. he tries again. misses. no. tries again. ends up halfway on top of hers and calls it good ]
Don't mention it to him... He's still brainwashed to think I'm the devil.... well, he gets over it....
[ help me the way she can probably piece together this lore because of the cyoa but my god it sounds so unwell ]
[sorry she thinks this is the FUNNIEST THING in the world
when he does this, she watches him miss both times, and then shifts her hand and just takes his, lacing their fingers together easily enough. casually affectionate, as always.]
Trust me, Scien, I'm not going to walk up to him and tell him you want to make him bark like a dog. I've got limits. [teasing!!
she also can figure out this mostly from the cyoa but also she doesn't want to think about it that hard because she's still fucked up over it,,,]
If I give you another drink, are you going to pass out on me?
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[ has he mentioned to her that they know each other well
it all comes together ]
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also did you get healed don't make me audience you at 9 pm on a thursday (threat)]
... Wait, you know each other well enough for drinks?
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but he tilts his head ]
He's my bodyguard.
[ a beat ]
Not this version of him. But mine.
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He's - your what. [HELP.] Lucas?
[idk why she's surprised, she got society'd and she knows he's murdered, but wow]
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Funny, isn't it? With a face like that but a grip that can crush a grown man's windpipe in half a second.
[ WHAT A FREAK (FOND) ]
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[frowns but like, affectionately]
I'm going to challenge him to an arm wrestling contest.
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I would like to see the results of that.
[ francy and i talked about who has even a chance to be as strong as lucas in the whole game and we said karlach. perhaps also boothill ]
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the way he followed this up with I CAN BENCH BOOTHILL, also ]
Wait, you said not this version of him? So you've got the alternate timelines thing going on too.
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scien just nods, yawning ]
We do. I'm three years ahead of both him and the Claude brat.
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[squints.]
Are you friends? Or is it less nice than that?
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but looks thoughtful at the other ]
.... I don't think we were. The Claude brat and I aren't, though I was working on fixing him, too.
Lucas and I... [ hmmm ] Perhaps it's simpler to say I'm his master...? Though the leash is pretty loose since I left him behind... I saw him everyday and didn't hate it, so that's something.
[ takes another sippy of his drink ]
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[she says, slightly amused by that. she loves that kid, but also.
she gives scien a vaguely scandalized look.]
His master? Really? Okay. [she's like, wow, that's kinky]
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The Claude brat to me is like... when your dog... has its own dog... So you still have to make sure it's alive, but it's not your dog...
[ oh no he's such a lightweight
anyway he's not fazed by the scandalized look because it is kind of kinky there's nothing normal about it ]
He gave his life to me, so what else is it...
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i'm sorry she fucking snortlaughs like a dumbass when he says that, trying to hide it in her drink]
That's... wow, that's something. If he wasn't so holy I'd ask if you'd kissed.
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but scien just laughs..... ]
Is there anything more divine than giving yourself to your god?
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she gives him such a like an exasperated look at this]
Okay. Dial the god shit back, Sir Full of Himself. [she sounds amused, though.] Did you kiss?
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No. I was too busy all those years to notice, though things make more sense now...
So... not yet.
[ HE'S SOOOOOO FULL OF HIMSELF I WANNA GIVE HIM A SWIRLIE SO BAD ]
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Listen to you. Get him. Make sure he doesn't break you in half.
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[ the way that all of this sounds so kinky because scien refers to lucas like he's a dog half the time
anyway he will try to put his hand over karlach's free one. he misses. no. he tries again. misses. no. tries again. ends up halfway on top of hers and calls it good ]
Don't mention it to him... He's still brainwashed to think I'm the devil.... well, he gets over it....
[ help me the way she can probably piece together this lore because of the cyoa but my god it sounds so unwell ]
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when he does this, she watches him miss both times, and then shifts her hand and just takes his, lacing their fingers together easily enough. casually affectionate, as always.]
Trust me, Scien, I'm not going to walk up to him and tell him you want to make him bark like a dog. I've got limits. [teasing!!
she also can figure out this mostly from the cyoa but also she doesn't want to think about it that hard because she's still fucked up over it,,,]
If I give you another drink, are you going to pass out on me?
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no scien is just looking at her hand wondering what black magic she just did to them because he blinked and missed it ]
I can do one more drink. It's just one.
[ oh god ]
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Oh my gods. I am going to have to carry you to your room.
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his brilliant response to this is just ]
I have legs....
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[IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED... IT WAS SO CLOSE TO HAPPENING ALPHA WEEK IS A POX ON MY HOUSE]
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anyway he's soooooo sure of himself sooooo sure ]
Why wouldn't I... They're attached to my body...
[ he does like
off tempo lil feet kickies just to test ]
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