in the sort of awed and horrified voice one must have at a gas station when you are from the 1200s and also when you've been on the road since 3 am and this is the only place ]
when you put it like that he immediately pops the top and takes another HUGE swig even if it's gross. he will not be defeated by any monster! even...m*nster. this is nightmarish but he's going to chug this drink
also pokes my fingers together i want to flavor blast you with a memory but i want to ask nicely first if its ok ]
[ i want to establish that he finished the m*nster and missed the first five minutes of his own memory like an idiot. but now, holding the can and staring into the space where the memory ends, he - laughs, a little, wiping his mouth. ]
...Certainly harder than this... [ energy drink. this is a joke. ] I knew it would be difficult, but... I didn't know just how until it started.
[ also yeah sometimes your canon has sephiroth also but instead of being like thats a cool guy, he's a hero.... you're so obsessed with him that you're in love with him and have been for like over ten years bc you have awful taste ]
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but pesto will send him a reply saying to meet them at the gas station. and once there, ]
Mm. What a... view.
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in the sort of awed and horrified voice one must have at a gas station when you are from the 1200s and also when you've been on the road since 3 am and this is the only place ]
...What is this place....
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[ a long pause. ]
Be careful in what you touch.
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[ ...... ]
Sticky.
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[ they just go behind him and start
pushing him into the entrance ]
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Ah - okay, okay!
[ oh it's. so bright. rondo puts his hand up over his eyes and is momentarily stunned by the florescence like a ye olde. ]
Is this... a provisioner's store...?
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Something like that, it seems... Shall we explore the wares?
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Yes! We must. Do you think they'll make you feel floaty like the fruit on the island...? That was odd.
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[ they walk over to the shelves, peering, before returning to him with an energy drink. ]
Try this.
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Oh! M*nster...? [ is this... monster juice....
he's clearly down to drink it and takes the can, squinting at it and then showing it to pestilence again... ] How do you open it? [ what is a can ]
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[ they reach over and pop it open for him.
they're going to drink m*nster ]
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[ AMAZING!!!!!
he will take the m*nster....... ] Pesti, should you grab one too? We could have a toast!
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[ this is an awful idea but they are grabbing it anyway. help. ]
What should we toast to?
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To new experiences!
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[ they toast! and drink!
that sure tastes like shit! ]
Ah!
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rondo has been betrayed by this drink. he immediately chokes. ] It's - awful! [ BLUGH ]
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[ they take another sip experimentally. ]
Still bad. Do you feel energized yet?
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[ to get the energy boost....? ugh, but it's so gross. he makes a face. grim. ]
What a formidable challenge.
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[ except it's drinking energy drinks ]
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when you put it like that he immediately pops the top and takes another HUGE swig even if it's gross. he will not be defeated by any monster! even...m*nster. this is nightmarish but he's going to chug this drink
also pokes my fingers together i want to flavor blast you with a memory but i want to ask nicely first if its ok ]
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anyway speaking of trials of bravery... ]
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well, they had gotten a little into the former flameguard, and rondo had did his best before not to speak too badly of him, and now it's just. ah.
pestilence lets a moment of quiet pass before speaking. ]
What a hard trial.
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...Certainly harder than this... [ energy drink. this is a joke. ] I knew it would be difficult, but... I didn't know just how until it started.
[ also yeah sometimes your canon has sephiroth also but instead of being like thats a cool guy, he's a hero.... you're so obsessed with him that you're in love with him and have been for like over ten years bc you have awful taste ]
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How recent has all of this been...?
[ an attempt to ask just how fresh the wound is. ]
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