[NOT THE EXACT PERCENTAGE well. That's fine. It's a high chance of success. The fact that he's just out here like KILL ME AND START OVER IF YOU NEED TO is also so funny but it makes Lucas frown lightly, if only because it hits the specific sore spot that had set him on this spiraling path into hell to begin with. Which is very funny too, because even a week ago he couldn't imagine classifying Scien Brofiise's life as something that shouldn't be thrown away so carelessly, without heeding the sanctity of a single, precious chance in the world.

But he's not touching ANY OF THAT!!]

I'll do what I can. At the very least, he should be close by. [DRYLY. He's stopped tearing up, but he still passes a hand over his eyes again because they're a little sting-y in the way eyeballs are after crying. Also the way he just assumes Scien's talking about the curse and not soup.]

Do you think the Scien Brofiise that I know is aware of the true nature of the curse yet?

[He doesn't know that's part of why his ass was ABDUCTED!!!!]